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Local officials in Rockland county are seeking a ban on offensive advertising after a grand opening advertisement for an adult store infuriated a handful of whiny, uptight, sexually repressed residents. According to the Rockland Urinal news, residents said they were mortified to see two smoking-hot bikini-clad women standing — yes, standing — in children’s-sized […]

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I saw Michael Moore’s Sicko the other night and it was decent and made some great points, I’d give it 7/10 stars, but with the way high schools are today, 70% is a 3.8 GPA. Maybe a Michael Moore film should be made about No Child Left Behind. It would be a crown […]

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Sen. Morahan,
I am pleased to say that this is my first time writing to you as long as you have been my state Senator. I wanted to write because lately I have heard about some disturbingly frivolous pieces of legislation proposed by your colleagues. I am mostly concerned with two proposed bills, S1640 […]

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Tonight I volunteered to be a sober driver for some friends that wanted to go out but were clearly in a state unsuitable to drive by New York State’s standards. It was a good thing they didn’t drive, since it started snowing quite hard during the twenty minute ride from Troy to downtown Albany. […]

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What is everyone thinking 2007 is going to be like? 2006 was pretty lame.
My predictions for 2007:

End of the Iraq war, islamofascists welcome us as friends and trade partners.
Kim Jong Il trades a gift basket from Bath & Body works for all his nuclear weapons.
Indian call center industry plummets when consumers collectively rise up […]

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