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		<title>Was the Jersey Shore cast on drugs in S02E12?</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/10/18/was-the-jersey-shore-cast-on-drugs-in-s02e12/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/10/18/was-the-jersey-shore-cast-on-drugs-in-s02e12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the episode of Jersey Shore that aired October 14, 2010 (S02E12), there was a rather bizarre chain of events surrounding the action packed &#8220;Sunday dinner&#8221;.

Was the Jersey Shore cast on drugs in S02E12? from INeedAttention.com on Vimeo.
First, Mike &#8220;The Situation&#8221; Sorrentino, who easily is the most experienced chef in the house, throws a hot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Epic reverse prank call on telemarketer that can&#8217;t hang up</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/telephones/2010/10/16/epic-reverse-prank-call-on-telemarketer-that-cant-hang-up/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/telephones/2010/10/16/epic-reverse-prank-call-on-telemarketer-that-cant-hang-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 04:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Spam and Telemarketing]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the keys to effective scambaiting is keeping the scammers focused on you instead of some actual hapless victim. Telemarketers will usually hang up if you seem resistant, figuring they will just get the next sucker. But today, I received a call on one of my honeypot phone numbers that blew me away. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Easter egg in The Simpsons &#8220;MoneyBART&#8221; episode</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/10/16/easter-egg-in-the-simpsons-moneybart-episode/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/10/16/easter-egg-in-the-simpsons-moneybart-episode/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 01:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Skippy Stuff]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Catch this one on Hulu while you can &#8211; in the Simpsons episode that aired October 10, 2010, titled &#8220;MoneyBART&#8221; (season 22, episode 3), Lisa decides she needs more extracurricular and winds up managing Bart&#8217;s little league team. The episode received some notoriety already because the couch gag, directed by world-famous graffiti artist Banksy, was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please help re-unite this Canadian man with his mother (@0:35)</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/10/15/please-help-re-unite-this-canadian-man-with-his-mother-035/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/10/15/please-help-re-unite-this-canadian-man-with-his-mother-035/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 23:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Skippy Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
If anyone knows the man at 0:35, please let his mother know: he misses her very much and says hello. One of them mentioned they were from Ottawa, even though they are singing in French.
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		<title>Fuckin&#8217; magnets&#8230; how do they work?</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/2010/05/30/fuckin-magnets-how-do-they-work/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/2010/05/30/fuckin-magnets-how-do-they-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 02:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=376</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reminded of my favorite Insane Clown Posse song earlier, it goes a little something like this:
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it&#8217;s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt


If it is too difficult to sit through 4 minutes and 22 seconds of this utterly amazing beat, you can skip to 1:50.

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		<title>Scam Alert: Domain Registry of America</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/2010/05/28/scam-alert-domain-registry-of-america/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/2010/05/28/scam-alert-domain-registry-of-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 18:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=370</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Relax, INeedAttention.com isn&#8217;t expiring. But we did get this rather amusing letter suggesting that it was, from one of the oldest players in the domain slamming industry &#8211; the &#8220;Domain Registry of America&#8221; (DROA). It read:

Domain Registry of America &#8211; Domain Name Expiration Notice
Call us toll free at 1-866-434-0212 24 hours a day or visit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deeper Down The GKNOVA6.com Rabbit Hole: The Azure Wolf MySpace Connection</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/04/30/deeper-down-the-gknova6-com-rabbit-hole-the-azure-wolf-myspace-connection/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2010/04/30/deeper-down-the-gknova6-com-rabbit-hole-the-azure-wolf-myspace-connection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 03:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Skippy Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the last few weeks, internet gaming forums have been set ablaze with crypto-chatter thanks to the viral marketing site GKNOVA6.com. Clearly a nod to Cold War Numbers Stations, the unusually named website that rattles off music, encoded letters and numbers, and steganographic spectral images has, as of today, revealed its fourth transmission. Shortly after the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2010 Facebook Privacy Guide</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/2010/04/23/2010-facebook-privacy-guide/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/2010/04/23/2010-facebook-privacy-guide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=349</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you are reading this, then you probably already have a Facebook account, and you probably are complicit in sharing your personal information with the world whether you mean to or not. This guide will address some Facebook privacy settings and how we recommend you set them for maximum privacy control.
This article was spurned by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Open Letter to Comedy Central c/o Viacom</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/my-thoughts/2010/04/22/open-letter-to-comedy-central-co-viacom/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/my-thoughts/2010/04/22/open-letter-to-comedy-central-co-viacom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 23:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=346</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Viacom,
2009 was a rough year for me.
First you pulled Nick GAS off the air, but I understood that a television network that never ran advertisements was not long for this world, and moreover, I was ashamed that I watched so much Nick GAS, so I said nothing.
Then you canceled Reno 911 &#8211; which I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scam baiting and the art of reverse prank calls</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/telephones/2009/12/23/scam-baiting-and-the-art-of-reverse-prank-calls/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/telephones/2009/12/23/scam-baiting-and-the-art-of-reverse-prank-calls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=330</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The name&#8217;s James Bond &#8211; James &#8211; Bond. As far as you know, if you&#8217;re a telemarketer. Enter the world of scam baiting &#8211; according to 419 Eater, perhaps the #1 scam baiting forum, scambaiting is &#8220;[entering] a dialogue with scammers, simply to waste their time and resources. Whilst you are doing this, you will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skype To Go F%#k Yourself</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/2009/12/22/skype-to-go-fk-yourself/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/2009/12/22/skype-to-go-fk-yourself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[



Woke up at the crack of noon to an unusual email (emphasis mine):
When you bought Skype Credit or your subscription, you got a Skype To Go number as part of your purchase.
It&#8217;s the easy way to use your Skype Credit or subscription from your mobile to call phones abroad – really handy when you can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google gets a makeover</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/greasemonkey/2009/11/28/google-gets-a-makeover/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/greasemonkey/2009/11/28/google-gets-a-makeover/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although Google traditionally is cautious with changes to its home page, which is often cited as an exemplar of a simple user interface, a new design is being tested quietly to those who are invited to try it. Of course, you don&#8217;t have to wait. Simply visit google.com, and paste this into your address bar:
javascript:void(document.cookie=&#8221;PREF=ID=20b6e4c2f44943bb:U=4bf292d46faad806:TM=1249677602:LM=1257919388:S=odm0Ys-53ZueXfZG;path=/; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unsightly Signs Strewn About City Streets</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/government-politics/2009/09/18/unsightly-signs-strewn-about-city-streets/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/government-politics/2009/09/18/unsightly-signs-strewn-about-city-streets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They come once a year, stay for a season, and disappear at winter time. Not flowers &#8211; political signs. Like flowers, some homeowners plant them in their yards with great pride, and there is nothing wrong with that. But like unsightly weeds, many political signs pop up where they don&#8217;t belong: in public rights-of-way, in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Canon Customer Care Kudos</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/business/2009/02/16/canon-customer-care-kudos/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/business/2009/02/16/canon-customer-care-kudos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Usually, I&#8217;m too busy complaining about one thing or another to find something positive to say. But this post is a positive post. This post is all about brand loyalty. Brand loyalty is defined as a consumer&#8217;s commitment to repurchase a specific brand of products or services, demonstrated by repeated purchasing or word-of-mouth advocacy. Based [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Monopoly 2008</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/business/mcdonalds/2008/10/07/mcdonalds-monopoly-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/business/mcdonalds/2008/10/07/mcdonalds-monopoly-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The air is getting colder, the days are getting shorter, and the lines at the McDonald&#8217;s drive-thru are getting longer. That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s that time of year: McDonald&#8217;s Monopoly time. We&#8217;re pushing it to the limit, just like old times.



 

McDonald&#8217;s Monopoly 2008 Overview
Just like the last few years, we&#8217;re providing full analysis and coverage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Optimum Online offering DNS hijacking &#8220;service&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/2008/10/03/optimum-online-offering-dns-hijacking-service/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/computers/2008/10/03/optimum-online-offering-dns-hijacking-service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=255</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember, it&#8217;s INeedAttention.com &#8212; spell it correctly, or Optimum Online will assume you wanted targeted ads and useless search results, not this hilarious blog. That&#8217;s right, Optimum Online now offers DNS hijacking at no extra charge!

Lots of other people are pissed &#8211; and rightly so. Network Solutions (Verisign) tried to do this a few years [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Biden v. Palin &#8211; The train-wreck debate drinking game</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/government-politics/2008/10/02/biden-v-palin-the-train-wreck-debate-drinking-game/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/government-politics/2008/10/02/biden-v-palin-the-train-wreck-debate-drinking-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my imagination, I&#8217;ve been asked repeatedly: why so few updates to the site lately? As a humorist, these days, my job is made obsolete, thanks to the hilarity that is Sarah Palin. Without even trying to, in the short span of weeks, she has established herself as a subtle comedic genius whose unparalleled ineptitude [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google: Chili&#8217;s.com &#8220;may harm your computer&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/technology/2008/07/27/google-chiliscom-may-harm-your-computer/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/technology/2008/07/27/google-chiliscom-may-harm-your-computer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you know me, you know that I love Chili&#8217;s buffalo chicken salads. I was in the middle of installing two brand new terabyte hard drives in my PC when my hunger instructed me to purchase one tonight. I really wanted to finish up everything with the new hard drives, so I figured I could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dunkin Donuts Bases Loaded free instant win code</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2008/07/04/dunkin-donuts-bases-loaded-free-instant-win-code/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/skippy-stuff/2008/07/04/dunkin-donuts-bases-loaded-free-instant-win-code/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ineedattention.com/?p=228</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[File this one under &#8220;no purchase necessary&#8221;. Dunkin Donuts recently started their &#8220;Bases Loaded&#8221; promotion in some markets. Customers are invited to come in, buy an iced coffee (or some other products), and receive a peel-off instant win game piece that will either reveal a prize instantly, or reveal a code that can be entered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Justice by Net Worth</title>
		<link>http://ineedattention.com/government-politics/police-law-justice/2008/07/02/justice-by-net-worth/</link>
		<comments>http://ineedattention.com/government-politics/police-law-justice/2008/07/02/justice-by-net-worth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The United States Declaration of Independence proclaims that all men are created equal, but in practice, no two people are treated equally by law.Â  In fact, one is not even expected to understand how to apply the law themselves, instead they are expected to hire a lawyer to navigate the complexities and subtleties of the [...]]]></description>
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