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Graham: Social Security cards should be revamped

August 11th, 2007 · 5 Comments

South Carolina’s Republican Senator Lindsey Graham said Tuesday, August 7, 2007, he will introduce legislation to replace all paper Social Security cards with plastic biometric cards that “can’t be duplicated”, so employers can be certain of the legal status of their workers. Because of course, businesses that hire illegals would be absolutely shocked to find out that Umberto the bus boy’s social security card, made with perforated business card stock from Staples, and signed in Crayola crayon, might not be authentic.
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Dick Cheney on Iraq in His Own Words

August 10th, 2007 · No Comments

This is the first time I’ve ever seen eye-to-eye with Dick Cheney on any issue. Transcript follows below.
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Adult store’s advertising titilates West Nyack legislator

August 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Local officials in Rockland county are seeking a ban on offensive advertising after a grand opening advertisement for an adult store infuriated a handful of whiny, uptight, sexually repressed residents. According to the Rockland Urinal news, residents said they were mortified to see two smoking-hot bikini-clad women standing — yes, standing — in children’s-sized swimming pools and splashing — yes, splashing — each other with water while holding signs advertising the store, called The Bedroom. If women think they can just be visible in public, and splash each other playfully in pools, what’s next? Will they want to vote? Be paid equal to men? Or even worse — drive cars?
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I am stuck on Band-Aid brand, ’cause Band-Aid sues charities

August 9th, 2007 · No Comments

Full disclosure: I do not consider myself a shareholder directly because I do not own shares of JNJ. However I do invest in a variety of mutual funds and index ETFs in which JNJ is a major component. That’s why I was shocked to hear that Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) is suing the Red Cross because their logo is a red cross! [Read more →]

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Let’s Paint, Exercise, & Make Blended Drinks TV

July 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Usually I don’t share “viral videos” but this is just amazing:

The host, John Kilduff, must be pretty out there. He’s got at least 20 other shows on YouTube and they’re mostly pretty funny. He also has a website: LetsPaintTV.com. The hallucinogenic visual effects in the video realistically recreate the experience of taking 20 drops of liquid LSD. The videos are just an incredible combination of excellent music, insane callers, and the way Kilduff brings Bob Ross‘ happy and positive outlook on creativity and painting into the 21st century (plus the LSD visuals effects on-screen). I rate it AAA.

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