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Entries from October 2008

McDonald’s Monopoly 2008

October 7th, 2008 · 48 Comments

The air is getting colder, the days are getting shorter, and the lines at the McDonald’s drive-thru are getting longer. That’s right, it’s that time of year: McDonald’s Monopoly time. We’re pushing it to the limit, just like old times.

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Tags: McDonalds

Optimum Online offering DNS hijacking “service”

October 3rd, 2008 · 4 Comments

Remember, it’s INeedAttention.com — spell it correctly, or Optimum Online will assume you wanted targeted ads and useless search results, not this hilarious blog. That’s right, Optimum Online now offers DNS hijacking at no extra charge!

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Tags: Complaint Department · Computers

Biden v. Palin – The train-wreck debate drinking game

October 2nd, 2008 · 4 Comments

In my imagination, I’ve been asked repeatedly: why so few updates to the site lately? As a humorist, these days, my job is made obsolete, thanks to the hilarity that is Sarah Palin. Without even trying to, in the short span of weeks, she has established herself as a subtle comedic genius whose unparalleled ineptitude […]

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Tags: Government & Politics